November 30th, 2022

November 30th, 2022

Dear Diary,

My landlord made me clean the pine needles out from under the solar panels today. Hateful nests that would not dislodge no matter how much I blew on them. Like those birthday cake candles that are actually sparklers, and everyone laughs while you just keep blowing them out, over and over again.

While I was up there I touched the tops of the roof. Top-of-the-Roof particles got all over my skin, and now I'm itching like it was poison oak or something. I must be one of those unlucky people with an allergy to top-of-the-roof. I am totally fine with the under-the-roof. I keep my bed under there and everything. Do all of my tweeting and filming and live-streaming from there. Just the tops I guess. Next year I'll have to claim an allergy exemption or something. Shingle induced shingles. Probably a thing. Definitely not cleaning a solar panel again, that's for sure, lol.

Going to go shit, shower and shave Diary. Better late than never. Love you xoxo